My Name is MDG and this is My Opinion-Part 1

Men shouldn't wear skinny jeans.

Women should give it up no later then date #5, that way yall can see if yall will continue.

Wash your damn hands.

Your prolly lying if you sit and tell stories about all the chicks you've knocked down, every time the fellas get together.

If you plan on drinking outta that bottle, put in on it unless told otherwise.

Mya is badder than Beyonce.

You knew what the hell you were doing when you were drunk, you just didn't care.

Everyone on Earth can't be hating on you, you are just actually a loser.

I should be able to slap the shit outta one coworker a week.

Tyler Perry is gay.

Big girls should stop wearing shirts that show they damn belly ring.

Waka Flocka needs to jump into shark infested waters.

If I got my head phones on, quit tryin to talk serious with me, hell, don't talk to me for that matter.

It's not that I dont care, I just don't give a fuck.

Wine coolers and beer should be sold in vending machines.

Just cause yo ass can't do it, or doesn't know how to do it, doesn't mean you should down talk it.

Learn how to flippin drive Indianapolis.

Of course I look suspicious Mr. Officer, in your eyes I fit the general description for every black male that does a crime: black male, low cut hair, between 5 ft 6 in and 6 ft 8 in.

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You Fancy Huh???

If given a false perception, is it your fault for not being wiry of deception. Many women display "avatars" of themselves, and expect men to be okay with it when we see the real deal. Weave, nails, make-up, breast implants, booty pops, and even girdles are false representations of women that we are suppose to learn to love and live with, but they are all lies. Some, I understand are used to enhance, but not to be used as a permanent fixture upon your appearance. It's so common now, that you damn near have to ask, "so what about you is real?" Do men have the right to be upset when they find out about this illusion you women are giving off? A women would be upset if the shoe were on the other foot. What if I were to throw on one of those A-shirts that make it appear as if I had Adrian Peterson abs, or I come into the bed room with a penis enlargement, or I'm spending my rent check buying the bar out? A woman would be real pissed when they learned it wasn't legit, but that's the deception you give us and expect us to be fooled, or just go on like nothings wrong when we find out your cute face and thin waist is a fairy tale...... Man fuck that! You know people see serious time for falsifying evidence, right? Honestly, I am attracted to women with long hair, so if you have a short due, then I may just be missing out on whatever you have to offer and that's all on me. But that's my preference, so short haired woman, don't give me a look that's not really you and be like fuck that nigga when I'm like I'm cool, thanks for the bullshit baby girl. Some of you are missing out on a man because your not showing the real you. Yes women, when we see you out, something physical on you is what sparks us, gosh I hope you knew that, so show me what you got really. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so let me behold you in your true form so that I may perceive your beauty for what its worth.

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