Women should give it up no later then date #5, that way yall can see if yall will continue.
Wash your damn hands.
Your prolly lying if you sit and tell stories about all the chicks you've knocked down, every time the fellas get together.
If you plan on drinking outta that bottle, put in on it unless told otherwise.
Mya is badder than Beyonce.
You knew what the hell you were doing when you were drunk, you just didn't care.
Everyone on Earth can't be hating on you, you are just actually a loser.
I should be able to slap the shit outta one coworker a week.
Tyler Perry is gay.
Big girls should stop wearing shirts that show they damn belly ring.
Waka Flocka needs to jump into shark infested waters.
If I got my head phones on, quit tryin to talk serious with me, hell, don't talk to me for that matter.
It's not that I dont care, I just don't give a fuck.
Wine coolers and beer should be sold in vending machines.
Just cause yo ass can't do it, or doesn't know how to do it, doesn't mean you should down talk it.
Learn how to flippin drive Indianapolis.
Of course I look suspicious Mr. Officer, in your eyes I fit the general description for every black male that does a crime: black male, low cut hair, between 5 ft 6 in and 6 ft 8 in.
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